1 00:00:02,157 --> 00:00:03,783 [ narrator ]: Previously on "Friends..." 2 00:00:03,950 --> 00:00:06,719 - Erica, are...are you okay? - Yeah. You know, maybe I ate too much. 3 00:00:06,786 --> 00:00:11,499 I keep getting these stomachaches. They come and go, like, every few minutes. 4 00:00:13,126 --> 00:00:17,547 - Oh, my God! - Relax. We'll just get her some antacids. 5 00:00:18,214 --> 00:00:20,675 She doesn't have a stomachache! She's in labor! 6 00:00:20,842 --> 00:00:21,885 Oh, my God! 7 00:00:21,951 --> 00:00:24,112 [ Rachel ]: So if you think that I didn't say good-bye to you, 8 00:00:24,179 --> 00:00:27,599 because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. 9 00:00:27,765 --> 00:00:29,559 It's because you mean more to me. 10 00:00:30,018 --> 00:00:31,644 - Rach! - What? 11 00:00:55,126 --> 00:00:57,253 - Hey. - Ha, ha. 12 00:00:57,420 --> 00:01:00,673 Shh! Go back to sleep. I have to go home. 13 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,469 Oh, God. This was amazing. 14 00:01:05,345 --> 00:01:07,430 It really was. 15 00:01:08,056 --> 00:01:10,517 You've learned some new moves. 16 00:01:11,392 --> 00:01:15,897 Yeah, well, uh, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke. 17 00:01:16,064 --> 00:01:17,565 - Ah. - Who's laughing now? 18 00:01:17,732 --> 00:01:19,067 I know. 19 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:24,830 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 20 00:01:26,081 --> 00:01:30,281 {an8}♪ So no one told you life was going to be this way ♪ 21 00:01:30,305 --> 00:01:33,005 {an8}♪ Your job's a joke, you're broke ♪ 22 00:01:33,029 --> 00:01:35,329 {an8}♪ Your love life's D.O.A. ♪ 23 00:01:35,353 --> 00:01:39,553 {an8}♪ It's like you're always stuck in second gear ♪ 24 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,277 {an8}♪ When it hasn't been your day, your week ♪ 25 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:44,601 {an8}♪ Your month, or even your year ♪ 26 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:48,625 {an8}♪ But I'll be there for you ♪ 27 00:01:48,649 --> 00:01:50,849 {an8}♪ When the rain starts to pour ♪ 28 00:01:50,873 --> 00:01:53,573 {an8}♪ I'll be there for you ♪ 29 00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:56,397 {an8}♪ Like I've been there before ♪ 30 00:01:56,421 --> 00:01:58,421 {an8}♪ I'll be there for you ♪ 31 00:01:58,445 --> 00:02:03,245 {an8}♪ 'Cause you're there for me, too ♪ 32 00:02:09,450 --> 00:02:13,288 {an8}Okay, breathe, breathe, breathe. 33 00:02:13,312 --> 00:02:14,663 {an8}Oh! 34 00:02:14,664 --> 00:02:16,666 {an8}Okay, good. 35 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:18,376 {an8}Next time, can I say "breathe"? 36 00:02:18,543 --> 00:02:21,588 {an8}No. Last time, you said it like Dracula, and it scared her. 37 00:02:23,306 --> 00:02:25,441 {an8}Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips? 38 00:02:25,508 --> 00:02:26,559 {an8}No. I'm okay. 39 00:02:26,584 --> 00:02:28,835 {an8}[ Monica ]: All right, I'll be right back. 40 00:02:29,929 --> 00:02:33,182 {an8}- Where you going? - To use the bathroom. 41 00:02:33,391 --> 00:02:36,769 {an8}- You can't leave me alone with her. - What? 42 00:02:36,936 --> 00:02:39,814 {an8}This is exactly the kind of social situation 43 00:02:39,981 --> 00:02:41,816 {an8}that I am not comfortable with. 44 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:46,154 {an8}What kind of social situation are you comfortable with? 45 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:50,617 {an8}It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together. 46 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:54,787 {an8}You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes. 47 00:02:54,954 --> 00:02:56,122 {an8}Okay. 48 00:03:02,879 --> 00:03:07,675 {an8}So, uh...any plans for the summer? 49 00:03:09,427 --> 00:03:11,804 {an8}I don't know. Maybe church camp. 50 00:03:14,724 --> 00:03:16,434 {an8}Hah! 51 00:03:16,684 --> 00:03:19,187 {an8}May not want to mention this. 52 00:03:22,065 --> 00:03:24,359 {an8}So, you ever wonder which is worse? 53 00:03:24,525 --> 00:03:28,655 {an8}You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts? 54 00:03:29,781 --> 00:03:32,867 {an8}- What? - Oh, it's just interesting. 55 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:37,747 {an8}You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both. 56 00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:44,879 One of life's great unanswerable questions. 57 00:03:46,756 --> 00:03:47,882 I mean, who knows? 58 00:03:48,049 --> 00:03:50,551 Maybe there's something even more painful than those things. 59 00:03:50,718 --> 00:03:51,969 [ chuckles ] 60 00:03:54,389 --> 00:03:56,140 Like this. 61 00:04:00,061 --> 00:04:01,104 [ chirping ] 62 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,313 [ knocking on door ] 63 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,815 - Come in. - Morning. 64 00:04:03,981 --> 00:04:05,733 - Hey. - What's that? 65 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:09,404 Oh, it's my housewarming present for Monica and Chandler. 66 00:04:09,428 --> 00:04:10,904 [ chirping ] 67 00:04:10,905 --> 00:04:12,824 - Oh! Oh, it's a baby chick and duck. - Uh-huh. 68 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:15,910 And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr. 69 00:04:16,411 --> 00:04:19,163 - I did not see that coming. - Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. 70 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:22,350 I figured they'd love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. 71 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:24,685 And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm 72 00:04:24,752 --> 00:04:27,630 that Chandler took the other chick and duck to. 73 00:04:28,589 --> 00:04:30,425 - Yes. - Yeah. 74 00:04:30,591 --> 00:04:33,211 You know, it's a shame people can't visit there. 75 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:34,786 - That is the rule though. - Yeah. 76 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:41,185 - Guess what! You're almost an uncle. - What? 77 00:04:41,352 --> 00:04:42,913 Yeah. Erica went into labor last night; 78 00:04:42,938 --> 00:04:44,980 Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now. 79 00:04:45,022 --> 00:04:46,052 Oh, my God! 80 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,066 And I have a definite feeling it's going to be a girl. 81 00:04:48,109 --> 00:04:50,778 Phoebe, you were sure Ben was going to be a girl. 82 00:04:50,945 --> 00:04:53,156 Have you seen him throw a ball? 83 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,619 - Is Rachel here? - Uh, I think she's still asleep. 84 00:04:58,786 --> 00:05:01,038 Hey, hey, hey. How did it go with you guys last night? 85 00:05:01,205 --> 00:05:03,374 She seemed pretty pissed at you. 86 00:05:03,624 --> 00:05:06,627 We, uh...you know, we worked things out. 87 00:05:07,795 --> 00:05:10,631 What's that smile? Did something happen with you two? 88 00:05:10,798 --> 00:05:13,301 Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell. 89 00:05:13,468 --> 00:05:17,305 Uh, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it! 90 00:05:18,973 --> 00:05:20,391 Oh, my God! You and Rachel? 91 00:05:20,558 --> 00:05:23,478 - I know. Isn't this pretty great? - So, what does that mean? 92 00:05:23,644 --> 00:05:26,314 - Are you guys getting back together? - Oh, I don't know. 93 00:05:26,481 --> 00:05:29,817 - I mean, we didn't really get to talk. - But do you want to get back together? 94 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:32,028 I don't know. 95 00:05:32,195 --> 00:05:35,823 It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. 96 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:41,120 When I was holding her, I mean, I...I never wanted to let her go. 97 00:05:42,163 --> 00:05:44,207 You know what? Yeah, I do. I want to be together. 98 00:05:44,499 --> 00:05:45,666 - Yay! - Shh! 99 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:48,418 - [ quietly ]: Yay! - Hey, hey, hey. 100 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:50,713 So...so, is she still going to Paris? 101 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,800 Well, I haven't thought of that. I...I hope not. 102 00:05:53,966 --> 00:05:57,720 This is, like, the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together. 103 00:05:57,887 --> 00:06:01,015 Monica and Chandler are getting their baby. There are chicks and ducks 104 00:06:01,182 --> 00:06:03,017 in the world again. 105 00:06:03,184 --> 00:06:06,312 Oh! I feel like I'm in a musical. 106 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:08,189 [ ♪ humming intro ] 107 00:06:08,356 --> 00:06:11,818 ♪ When the sun comes up Bright and beamin' ♪ 108 00:06:11,984 --> 00:06:13,027 ♪ And the moon comes... ♪ 109 00:06:13,194 --> 00:06:15,905 - Morning. - Guess you'll never know how it ends. 110 00:06:17,365 --> 00:06:18,866 - Hey. - Hi. 111 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:22,119 - Hi. How did you sleep? - Good. You? 112 00:06:22,370 --> 00:06:25,748 - Good. - I'll bet you did. 113 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:29,502 Uh...would you guys mind giving us a minute? 114 00:06:29,569 --> 00:06:32,163 Sure. Yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck? 115 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:34,131 Chick and the duck? Didn't they die? 116 00:06:34,298 --> 00:06:40,555 Dive. Yeah, they dove... headfirst into fun on the farm. 117 00:06:46,143 --> 00:06:47,228 [ door shuts ] 118 00:06:47,562 --> 00:06:48,938 So... 119 00:06:51,107 --> 00:06:54,986 - morning. - You, too. 120 00:06:55,152 --> 00:06:58,990 - Last night was just wonderful. - Oh, it really was. 121 00:06:59,156 --> 00:07:01,325 I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face. 122 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:03,578 Yeah. I know, me, too. It was... 123 00:07:03,744 --> 00:07:07,498 you know, it was, like, one of those things you think is never going to happen, 124 00:07:07,665 --> 00:07:11,419 and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be. 125 00:07:11,919 --> 00:07:14,171 Mm-hmm. I know. It was just... 126 00:07:16,465 --> 00:07:18,801 oh, just the perfect way to say good-bye. 127 00:07:25,892 --> 00:07:26,976 [ groaning, yelling ] 128 00:07:27,143 --> 00:07:28,988 [ Monica ]: Just a little bit more, honey. 129 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,170 Hell, man, this hurts! 130 00:07:30,313 --> 00:07:32,148 - Is it really that bad? - Uh-huh. 131 00:07:32,315 --> 00:07:36,277 I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse. 132 00:07:38,362 --> 00:07:40,781 The baby's head is crowning. 133 00:07:40,948 --> 00:07:45,536 Oh, my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen. 134 00:07:45,703 --> 00:07:50,082 - Chandler, you have to see this. - I'm okay. 135 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:53,210 Chandler, you don't want to miss this. This is the birth of your child. 136 00:07:53,419 --> 00:07:56,923 - It's the miracle of life. - All right. 137 00:07:58,674 --> 00:08:02,303 Wow. That is one disgusting miracle. 138 00:08:02,803 --> 00:08:05,139 Start pushing. There we go. 139 00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:07,350 Here come the shoulders. 140 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:11,646 [ baby crying ] 141 00:08:13,814 --> 00:08:16,233 - It's a boy. - Wow. 142 00:08:16,484 --> 00:08:19,153 - Is he okay? - [ Doctor ]: He's just fine. 143 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:21,155 You did it. 144 00:08:21,322 --> 00:08:22,949 It's a baby. 145 00:08:23,115 --> 00:08:28,913 A beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm going to pretend I don't see. 146 00:08:30,831 --> 00:08:34,126 - Would you like to cut the umbilical cord? - [ Monica ]: Okay. 147 00:08:37,838 --> 00:08:39,799 Well, that's spongy. 148 00:08:41,384 --> 00:08:43,260 Oh... 149 00:08:44,345 --> 00:08:46,222 hey, handsome. 150 00:08:47,056 --> 00:08:49,868 Oh, I'm going to love you so much that no woman 151 00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:52,293 is ever going to be good enough for you. 152 00:08:54,355 --> 00:08:57,066 - Oh, we're so lucky. - I know. 153 00:08:58,025 --> 00:09:00,403 He has your eyes. 154 00:09:01,946 --> 00:09:05,449 I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does. 155 00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:08,536 - We'll just get him cleaned up a bit. - Okay. 156 00:09:10,371 --> 00:09:12,790 [ Monica ]: Oh, my God. He's beautiful. 157 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:17,044 - Thank you so much. - I'm really happy for you guys. 158 00:09:17,503 --> 00:09:20,631 - How do you feel? - I'm tired. 159 00:09:20,798 --> 00:09:25,594 You don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute. 160 00:09:30,766 --> 00:09:34,020 I...I'm sorry? Who should be along in a what, now? 161 00:09:35,813 --> 00:09:38,315 The next baby should be along in a minute. 162 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:41,235 We only ordered one. 163 00:09:42,153 --> 00:09:45,281 - You know it's twins, right? - Oh, yeah. 164 00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:48,909 These are the faces of two people in the know. 165 00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:58,461 I can't believe you didn't know its twins. This has never happened before. 166 00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:02,423 Well, gosh, that makes me feel so special and good. 167 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:04,091 Wait. Did you know it was twins? 168 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:06,802 Yeah. It's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio. 169 00:10:07,219 --> 00:10:10,097 - Did anybody tell you? - I don't think so. 170 00:10:10,264 --> 00:10:13,309 Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. 171 00:10:13,476 --> 00:10:15,519 But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. 172 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,454 They kept saying, "Both heartbeats are really strong." 173 00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:20,941 And I thought, "Well, that's good, 'cause I'm having a baby." 174 00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:25,321 - This is unbelievable. - Twins actually run in my family. 175 00:10:25,529 --> 00:10:27,239 Interesting. 176 00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:30,659 Can I see you for a second? 177 00:10:32,912 --> 00:10:35,331 - What do we do? - What do you mean, "What do we do?" 178 00:10:35,498 --> 00:10:39,168 Twins. Twins! 179 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:43,631 - Chandler, you're panicking. - Uh-huh. Join me, won't you? 180 00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:46,837 Okay, what do you say we keep one and then 181 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,993 just, like, have an option on the other one? 182 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:51,764 - Chandler, we can't split them up. - Why not? 183 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:54,100 We could give each of them half a medallion. 184 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:56,894 And then, years later, they'll find each other... 185 00:10:59,188 --> 00:11:03,901 and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody. 186 00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:07,154 Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible? 187 00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:10,324 What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king? 188 00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:13,869 Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt. 189 00:11:14,036 --> 00:11:17,081 Monica, we're not ready to have two babies. 190 00:11:17,248 --> 00:11:20,668 That doesn't matter. We have waited so long for this. 191 00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:24,046 I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies. 192 00:11:24,213 --> 00:11:27,925 I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight Is Enough" comes out of there. 193 00:11:29,802 --> 00:11:32,972 We are taking them home because they are our children. 194 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:36,267 Okay. Shh! 195 00:11:37,101 --> 00:11:38,352 - Okay. - Okay! 196 00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:40,396 Okay! 197 00:11:40,938 --> 00:11:43,691 It looks like we're about ready over here. Come on, Erica, 198 00:11:43,858 --> 00:11:45,943 start pushing again now. 199 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:47,402 Oh! Oh! 200 00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:51,031 - Here she comes. - She? It's a girl? 201 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,825 Yeah. 202 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:56,245 Well, now we have one of each! 203 00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,499 And that's enough. 204 00:12:03,085 --> 00:12:06,672 [ Ross ]: And then she said it was the perfect way to say good-bye. 205 00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:08,757 Oh, my God. 206 00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:10,384 What did you say? 207 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:12,459 Nothing. What do you say to that? 208 00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:15,121 Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel. 209 00:12:15,264 --> 00:12:17,725 - No way. - Well, you can't just give up. 210 00:12:17,892 --> 00:12:20,186 Is that what a dinosaur would do? 211 00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:23,073 - What? - Dude, I'm just trying 212 00:12:23,098 --> 00:12:24,214 to speak your language. 213 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:28,819 Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you even want to get back together. 214 00:12:28,986 --> 00:12:33,073 If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go. 215 00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:35,659 - You really think so? - [ Phoebe ]: I'm telling you. 216 00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:38,268 Oh! Okay, this is the part of the musical where 217 00:12:38,293 --> 00:12:40,480 there'd be a really good, convincing song. 218 00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:43,500 [ singing ]: ♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪ ♪ Don't take no for an answer ♪ 219 00:12:43,524 --> 00:12:45,251 ♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪ 220 00:12:45,252 --> 00:12:47,504 ♪ Don't let love fly away ♪ ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum ♪ 221 00:12:47,755 --> 00:12:51,300 - Hi. - Can't a girl finish a song around here? 222 00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:52,466 - Hey. - Hi. 223 00:12:52,491 --> 00:12:54,386 So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's. 224 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:56,447 - Okay. - You're not taking her with you tonight? 225 00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:59,058 No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, 226 00:12:59,225 --> 00:13:01,310 and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday. 227 00:13:01,518 --> 00:13:03,912 Wow, eight-hour flight with a one-year-old. Good luck, Mom. 228 00:13:03,979 --> 00:13:07,858 Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma. 229 00:13:10,653 --> 00:13:14,823 All right, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel. 230 00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:17,201 - Ross, wait, wait. - What? What? 231 00:13:17,368 --> 00:13:19,036 Could you get me a muffin? 232 00:13:22,623 --> 00:13:25,000 - [ Gunther ]: Rachel? - Yeah? 233 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:31,757 I...I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you... 234 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,634 I love you. 235 00:13:36,428 --> 00:13:39,765 Now, I don't know if that changes your plans at all, 236 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:44,395 but...I thought you should know. 237 00:13:45,521 --> 00:13:47,690 Gunther... 238 00:13:49,608 --> 00:13:54,280 oh, I love you, too. Probably not in the same way, 239 00:13:54,446 --> 00:13:59,702 but I do. And when I'm in a café having coffee, 240 00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:03,372 or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, 241 00:14:04,707 --> 00:14:06,875 I'll think of you. 242 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,199 Oh. 243 00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:12,823 Oh! 244 00:14:13,299 --> 00:14:15,718 - Bye, you guys. - [ Phoebe ]: Bye. 245 00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,723 Oh, my God! 246 00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:23,934 Unbelievable. 247 00:14:24,101 --> 00:14:26,979 - Hey, you know what might help? - I'm not getting you a muffin! 248 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:40,701 Do you think they recognize each other from in there? 249 00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:43,912 Maybe. Unless they're like two people who've lived in apartments 250 00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:47,916 next to each other for years, and then one day they're pushed through a vagina 251 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,877 and they meet. 252 00:14:50,711 --> 00:14:53,005 [ nurse ]: We're going to take Erica to Recovery now. 253 00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:55,541 [ Monica ]: There's something that we wanted to tell you. 254 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,846 We decided to name the girl baby Erica. 255 00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:04,308 Oh, my God. That's just like my name! 256 00:15:06,393 --> 00:15:08,645 Son of a gun, it is. 257 00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:13,233 Anyway, I'm going to go get some rest. 258 00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:19,073 I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're going to make great parents. 259 00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:21,283 Even Chandler. 260 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:25,329 - Okay, well, bye. - Bye. 261 00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:26,914 - We'll call you. - Okay. 262 00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:29,541 Have fun at church camp. 263 00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:39,051 - Oh, look at these little buddies. - I know. 264 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:41,428 You ready to trade? 265 00:15:41,637 --> 00:15:44,390 - Okay. - Okay. 266 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,600 Oh, wait, let's see. 267 00:15:46,624 --> 00:15:48,624 Take this little baby... 268 00:15:53,548 --> 00:15:55,548 Okay... 269 00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:58,153 - We could trade later. - Yeah, I'm good. 270 00:16:01,573 --> 00:16:03,537 [ Phoebe ]: Hey, what are you working on? 271 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,852 Oh, it's a "welcome home" sign for the baby. 272 00:16:05,994 --> 00:16:08,831 How sweet. Oh, is that the baby? 273 00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:12,084 No, I sat in the paint. 274 00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:16,130 - [ Joey ]: Hey. - So did you talk to Rachel? 275 00:16:16,338 --> 00:16:18,423 No, and I'm not going to. 276 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,102 - What? - Why not? 277 00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:21,909 Because, she's just going to shoot me down. 278 00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:25,097 You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun. 279 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,641 How can you compare yourself to Gunther? 280 00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:30,436 I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. 281 00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:36,442 But you have a relationship with her. You slept together last night. 282 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:40,487 Yeah, and she still wants to go. It's pretty clear where she is. 283 00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:42,865 Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes... 284 00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:45,868 - Uh, Joe. - Damn it! 285 00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:48,704 Look, even if I were going to tell her, I don't have to do it now. 286 00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:51,248 Okay, I'll be seeing her again; we've got time. 287 00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:55,669 No, you don't. She's going to Paris. She is going to meet somebody. 288 00:16:55,836 --> 00:17:01,341 Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's a city of Gunthers. 289 00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:05,804 - Hey. - [ Phoebe ]: Hey. 290 00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:08,474 - What do you have there? - Oh, I made a little something. 291 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,393 If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but... 292 00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:17,566 - Oh, my God. You did that yourself? - Honey, that's gorgeous. 293 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:21,153 You know, the baby can't read, Mike. 294 00:17:22,154 --> 00:17:24,325 Hi! You guys, the car service just got here. 295 00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:26,182 I can't believe they're not home yet. 296 00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:28,994 I have to catch my stupid plane. I want to see the baby. 297 00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:32,706 Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. 298 00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:34,666 And apparently, there's some big surprise. 299 00:17:34,691 --> 00:17:36,567 Yeah, but does she sound happy about it? 300 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:40,964 Because my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny-tiny beard. 301 00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,488 - [ All ]: Oh! - [ Ross ]: Oh, my God! 302 00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:49,556 - Welcome home. - [ Ross ]: Oh, my God. 303 00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:53,435 - [ Rachel ]: Oh, my gosh. - Hey. 304 00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:55,103 [ Ross and Rachel ]: Hey. 305 00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,939 [ gasps ] 306 00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:00,901 Hey, so, what is the big surprise? 307 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:04,738 Oh! [ gasps ] 308 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:07,783 - Oh, my God. - How did this...? 309 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,953 Okay, okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right? 310 00:18:11,578 --> 00:18:15,082 - Yes. It's twins. - Oh, my...they are so cute. 311 00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:20,754 - Now, what kinds are they? - This is a boy, and that's a girl. 312 00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,464 Her name is Erica. 313 00:18:23,465 --> 00:18:26,301 Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica. 314 00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:30,639 Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together. 315 00:18:31,598 --> 00:18:33,976 Yeah, and we named the boy Jack, after Dad. 316 00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:38,480 - Oh, he's going to be so happy. - Jack Bing...I love that. 317 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:42,776 Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know, Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. 318 00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:46,113 "I'm going to blow this story wide open." 319 00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:48,137 Wow. 320 00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:52,160 Oh, my gosh. 321 00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:55,289 - So beautiful. - I want one. 322 00:18:55,455 --> 00:19:00,210 Oh, yeah? Well, tell me which one, I'll try to slip it in my coat. 323 00:19:01,503 --> 00:19:04,006 Seriously. I mean, you want to make one of those? 324 00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,466 - One? How about a whole bunch? - Really? 325 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:11,847 Yeah. Oh, we can teach them to sing, and we can be like the von Trapp family. 326 00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:15,142 Only without the Nazis. Although, that sounds kind of dull. 327 00:19:16,518 --> 00:19:18,072 Oh, you guys. I can't believe this. 328 00:19:18,097 --> 00:19:20,254 If I don't leave now, I'm going to miss my plane. 329 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,954 I'm just so glad you got to see the babies. 330 00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:24,383 [ Rachel ]: Me, too. 331 00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:29,114 I'm just sorry I'm not going to be around to watch you two attempt to handle this. 332 00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:34,620 All right. Oh, I can't say good-bye to you guys again. 333 00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:37,581 - I love you all so much. - Love you. 334 00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:39,474 - We love you. - Call us when you get there. 335 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:43,128 I will. Ross, come here. 336 00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:47,841 I just want you to know, 337 00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:51,511 last night... 338 00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:55,182 I'll never forget it. 339 00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,893 And neither will I. 340 00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:08,153 All right, now I really have to go. 341 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,822 Okay, au revoir. 342 00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:12,407 Oh! 343 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,661 They're going to really hate me over there. 344 00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:20,624 So you just let her go? 345 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,793 Yeah. 346 00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:26,588 - Hey, maybe that's for the best. - Yeah? 347 00:20:26,797 --> 00:20:29,883 Yeah. You know, you just... look, you got to... 348 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:32,594 you got to think about last night the way she does, 349 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:35,055 okay? You know, maybe... 350 00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:40,018 maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say good-bye. 351 00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:44,356 - Now she'll never know how he feels. - But maybe that's okay, you know? 352 00:20:44,648 --> 00:20:46,775 Maybe...maybe it is better this way. 353 00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:51,071 I mean, now...now you can move on. 354 00:20:51,321 --> 00:20:53,949 I mean, you've been trying to for so long. 355 00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:56,993 Maybe now that you're on different continents... 356 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,287 - right? - Yeah. 357 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:06,253 Maybe now you can actually do it, you know? 358 00:21:07,254 --> 00:21:09,673 You can...you can finally get over her. 359 00:21:13,677 --> 00:21:15,929 Yeah, that's true. 360 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,724 Except... 361 00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:23,645 - I don't want to get over her. - What? 362 00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:26,815 - I don't. I want to be with her. - Really? 363 00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:29,484 - Yeah, I'm going to go after her. - Yeah, you are! 364 00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:34,114 [ Phoebe ]: Hey, wait. Wait. Get your coat! Get your coat! 365 00:21:34,281 --> 00:21:36,283 - My coat. - This is so cool! 366 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:39,619 I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited! 367 00:21:39,628 --> 00:21:41,415 Ross, Ross! What do you think she's going to say? 368 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,454 I don't know. 369 00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:44,691 But, look, even if she shoots me down, 370 00:21:44,716 --> 00:21:47,109 at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering 371 00:21:47,252 --> 00:21:49,796 what would have happened. Where is my coat?! 372 00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:54,259 You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs. I'll drive you to the airport. 373 00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:55,886 - Wish me luck. - Hurry! 374 00:21:56,052 --> 00:21:57,637 [ Joey ]: Good luck! 375 00:22:06,373 --> 00:22:08,373 Okay. 376 00:22:08,398 --> 00:22:11,401 - There's no seat belt. - That's okay. If we hit anything, 377 00:22:11,568 --> 00:22:16,656 the engine will explode, so, you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car. 378 00:22:16,823 --> 00:22:19,910 - All right, all right. Let's do this. - Okay. 379 00:22:21,328 --> 00:22:22,913 - Hey. - 80th and East End. 380 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:24,262 No, I don't take passengers. 381 00:22:24,287 --> 00:22:26,482 Hey, the law says you have to accept any fare. 382 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,668 No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab. 383 00:22:28,719 --> 00:22:30,854 I'm going to report you. What's your medallion number? 384 00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:33,298 My medallion number is, "Get out of the cab!" 385 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,092 - What? - Get out of the cab! 386 00:22:36,259 --> 00:22:37,677 [ screaming ] 387 00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:41,014 [ tires squeal ] 388 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:45,602 Oh, hey, hey. Can I give you guys your housewarming present now? 389 00:22:45,811 --> 00:22:48,814 - Now, that you can do. - All right. 390 00:22:55,195 --> 00:22:56,863 [ groans ] Ah... 391 00:22:57,656 --> 00:23:01,952 Chick, Jr.? Duck, Jr... 392 00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:06,373 don't hide from Mama! 393 00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:11,670 [ car horns honking, tires screeching ] 394 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,575 [ groans ] 395 00:23:14,673 --> 00:23:16,007 You can open your eyes now. 396 00:23:16,174 --> 00:23:18,468 - Are we off the bridge? - Yes. 397 00:23:18,635 --> 00:23:21,740 Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive? 398 00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:24,248 Yeah, she jumped right back up. 399 00:23:24,724 --> 00:23:28,645 - Oh, my God. Phoebe, slow down! - Do you want to get to Rachel in time? 400 00:23:28,895 --> 00:23:30,939 Yes, but I don't want to die in your cab. 401 00:23:31,231 --> 00:23:34,734 You should have thought of that before you got in. 402 00:23:35,151 --> 00:23:36,820 - Toll booth. - What? 403 00:23:37,028 --> 00:23:39,281 Toll booth! 404 00:23:39,447 --> 00:23:42,158 Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment. 405 00:23:44,452 --> 00:23:46,121 - Hurry! - [ startled yell ] 406 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,498 Okay. [ yells ] Aah! 407 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,586 Damn, that window's clean. 408 00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:56,089 Quack, quack. Tweet, tweet. Quack, quack. 409 00:23:56,423 --> 00:23:58,633 Tweet, tweet. Quack, quack. 410 00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:03,597 Tweet, tweet. Quack, quack. Tweet, tweet. Quack, tweet, quack. 411 00:24:04,472 --> 00:24:07,100 We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, 412 00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:10,562 but now we understand, you were doing this. 413 00:24:12,606 --> 00:24:15,775 Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but... 414 00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:20,280 for your housewarming gift, I got you a baby chick and a baby duck. 415 00:24:20,697 --> 00:24:22,991 Really? You got us a chick and a duck? 416 00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:28,705 Oh, great. Just what you want for a new house with infants...bird feces. 417 00:24:28,872 --> 00:24:31,541 But they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone. 418 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,293 Don't worry, we'll find them. 419 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,024 Actually, I'm going to go check on the twins. 420 00:24:35,049 --> 00:24:36,630 - All right. - [ crunches ] 421 00:24:36,796 --> 00:24:39,215 Oh, God! What did I just step on? 422 00:24:39,591 --> 00:24:42,302 - It's okay, it's just an egg roll. - Oh. 423 00:24:42,469 --> 00:24:44,888 You stepped on my egg roll?! 424 00:24:45,931 --> 00:24:49,100 I'm sorry. I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor. 425 00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:50,936 Just put it on a plate and leave. 426 00:24:55,065 --> 00:24:58,652 - Okay. Let's find these birds. - All right. 427 00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:01,196 [ chirping ] 428 00:25:01,404 --> 00:25:04,407 Wait, wait, you hear that? 429 00:25:04,431 --> 00:25:05,658 [ chirping ] 430 00:25:05,659 --> 00:25:06,868 [ gasps ] 431 00:25:07,035 --> 00:25:11,206 - They're in the table! - Well, that can't be good. 432 00:25:11,373 --> 00:25:13,375 - We've got to get them out of there. - How? 433 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,294 Oh. Oh. Maybe we can lure them out. You know any bird calls? 434 00:25:16,461 --> 00:25:19,130 Oh, tons. I'm quite the woodsman. 435 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:23,593 Well, uh...maybe we can just tip the table a little. 436 00:25:23,802 --> 00:25:26,596 - Joey, wait! The ball! - Oh! 437 00:25:26,972 --> 00:25:29,265 [ ball clanging ] 438 00:25:29,289 --> 00:25:31,289 [ clanks ] 439 00:25:37,857 --> 00:25:40,402 [ chirping ] 440 00:25:40,426 --> 00:25:42,426 - Oh, God! - [ sighs ] 441 00:25:42,654 --> 00:25:43,989 So, what do we do? 442 00:25:44,155 --> 00:25:46,116 I don't know, maybe we can open this up somehow. 443 00:25:46,282 --> 00:25:47,909 Okay. 444 00:25:49,577 --> 00:25:52,747 No. It's all glued together. 445 00:25:52,956 --> 00:25:55,959 Does that mean we have to bust it open? 446 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:59,921 - I don't know, maybe. - Oh, my God. 447 00:26:00,088 --> 00:26:05,010 I know, it's...it's the foosball table. 448 00:26:06,761 --> 00:26:09,097 All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. 449 00:26:09,264 --> 00:26:13,059 It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I had gotten the part... 450 00:26:14,394 --> 00:26:17,564 Those are our men in there. And we have to get them out. 451 00:26:18,273 --> 00:26:21,735 Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life... 452 00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:23,903 my time machine. 453 00:26:25,447 --> 00:26:28,366 - Did that movie ever get made? - It did not. 454 00:26:32,537 --> 00:26:35,331 [ man (on PA) ]: Jack Weinberg, white courtesy phone. Jack Weinberg. 455 00:26:35,498 --> 00:26:37,834 - Ross, where are you going? - Uh, to talk to Rachel. 456 00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:40,670 Isn't that why we took a ride in the death cab? 457 00:26:40,679 --> 00:26:42,772 What are you going to do, just walk up to her at the gate? 458 00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,508 Have you never chased anyone through the airport before? 459 00:26:45,717 --> 00:26:48,011 Not since my cop show got canceled. 460 00:26:49,095 --> 00:26:51,514 You have to get a ticket to get past security. 461 00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:55,685 - What? We're never going to make it. - Not with that attitude. Now, haul ass. 462 00:26:58,104 --> 00:27:02,400 Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great. 463 00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:12,452 - Madame. Your passport, please? - Oh, my God. 464 00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:15,430 I was so afraid I wasn't going to remember any of my high school French, 465 00:27:15,497 --> 00:27:18,333 but I understood every word you just said. 466 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,337 - Your boarding pass, please? - Oh, sure. 467 00:27:23,004 --> 00:27:24,297 Oh. 468 00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:28,134 Shoot, I had it. Oh, I can't believe this. 469 00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:31,304 - Madame, if you don't have your... - I have it, I have it! I have it! 470 00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:33,473 Oh. 471 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,812 Okay, I can't find it. But I remember that I was in seat 32C... 472 00:27:38,978 --> 00:27:41,648 because that's my bra size. 473 00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:44,192 Madame, you must have your boarding pass. 474 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,331 Okay, fine. But you know what? If I was in 36D, 475 00:27:46,356 --> 00:27:47,845 we would not be having this problem. 476 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:58,081 - Hi, I need a ticket. - Just one? 477 00:27:58,289 --> 00:28:01,284 I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out? 478 00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:05,755 - Fine, two tickets. I need two tickets. - We're on our honeymoon. 479 00:28:07,215 --> 00:28:10,468 - And the destination? - I don't care, whatever's the cheapest. 480 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:12,971 I'm so lucky I married you. 481 00:28:15,223 --> 00:28:19,310 [ Rachel ]: Oh, shoot! Damn it. Where is it? 482 00:28:20,228 --> 00:28:23,565 Oh, oh. I found it! I found it! Ha! Ha! I found it! I told you I would find it. 483 00:28:23,731 --> 00:28:25,984 In your face! You're a different person. 484 00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:29,362 Sorry. 485 00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:33,741 Okay. Flight 421 to Paris. 486 00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:36,953 - I don't see it. Do you see it? - No, did we miss it? 487 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,456 No, no, no. It's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes. 488 00:28:40,623 --> 00:28:43,209 Well, maybe we have the flight number wrong. 489 00:28:43,376 --> 00:28:45,336 God. 490 00:28:45,545 --> 00:28:47,213 [ phone rings ] 491 00:28:47,589 --> 00:28:49,299 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. Here's Ross. 492 00:28:49,465 --> 00:28:50,842 [ Ross ]: What? 493 00:28:51,926 --> 00:28:53,261 Hey. Hey, listen... 494 00:28:53,469 --> 00:28:55,512 Oh, my God. Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute 495 00:28:55,537 --> 00:28:57,664 little noises the twins are making. Wait, listen. 496 00:28:57,849 --> 00:29:00,059 But Monica... 497 00:29:00,226 --> 00:29:04,606 Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica. 498 00:29:05,565 --> 00:29:07,458 Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before. 499 00:29:07,567 --> 00:29:10,987 - That's all right. Listen, listen... - Oh, wait, wait. Here they go again. 500 00:29:11,154 --> 00:29:15,116 Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica. 501 00:29:15,450 --> 00:29:17,035 - Monica? - Isn't that cute? 502 00:29:17,243 --> 00:29:20,163 That was precious! Listen. 503 00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:23,625 - I need Rachel's flight information. - Oh, okay. 504 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:26,607 All right, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40. 505 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:29,613 Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board. 506 00:29:29,756 --> 00:29:33,927 That's what it says here. Flight 421 leaves at 8:40. Newark Airport. 507 00:29:34,135 --> 00:29:36,429 - What? - [ Monica ]: Newark Airport. 508 00:29:36,638 --> 00:29:41,100 - Why, where are you? - JFK. 509 00:29:45,647 --> 00:29:47,815 [ phone beeps ] 510 00:30:10,630 --> 00:30:14,217 [ shouting ]: Don't worry, you guys! We're going to get you out of there! 511 00:30:15,218 --> 00:30:18,930 And we're also going to buy you tiny bird hearing aids. 512 00:30:24,644 --> 00:30:27,981 Okay...here goes. 513 00:30:32,694 --> 00:30:34,362 What's the matter? 514 00:30:35,071 --> 00:30:38,449 I need to say good-bye to the table first. 515 00:30:40,034 --> 00:30:41,869 I understand. 516 00:30:42,537 --> 00:30:44,205 Okay... 517 00:30:45,164 --> 00:30:47,000 [ sighs ] 518 00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:50,211 Table... 519 00:30:52,005 --> 00:30:55,550 you have given us so many great times. 520 00:30:56,843 --> 00:31:03,474 And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel, 521 00:31:03,891 --> 00:31:07,353 all of you guys... what can I say? 522 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:13,026 You guys make us look good. 523 00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:19,365 - You want to say anything? - I don't know. 524 00:31:19,389 --> 00:31:20,741 [ sighs ] 525 00:31:20,742 --> 00:31:25,246 Except that, for one last time... 526 00:31:25,705 --> 00:31:28,333 good game. Good game. Good game. 527 00:31:32,378 --> 00:31:34,047 - Good game. - Yeah, yeah. 528 00:31:34,071 --> 00:31:36,071 Good game. 529 00:31:37,508 --> 00:31:39,510 Okay, here we go. 530 00:31:45,577 --> 00:31:47,577 [ chirping ] 531 00:31:47,602 --> 00:31:49,604 I can't do it. 532 00:31:50,396 --> 00:31:52,023 Well, I can't do it, either. 533 00:31:53,232 --> 00:31:56,235 - Hey, did you find them? - Yeah, they're stuck inside the table. 534 00:31:56,402 --> 00:31:59,113 Yeah, and we have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it. 535 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:04,494 Aw...well, sure. It's got to be so hard. 536 00:32:04,744 --> 00:32:06,746 I'll do it. Give me! 537 00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:14,420 - [ Ross ]: Phoebe! No, no, no, no, no! - [ Phoebe ]: Whoa! 538 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,756 [ high pitched squeals ] 539 00:32:16,923 --> 00:32:19,592 Wow, I've never gone this fast before. 540 00:32:19,842 --> 00:32:23,096 Phoebe, forget it. Okay? Newark is, like, an hour away. 541 00:32:23,262 --> 00:32:25,098 There's no way we're going to make it in time. 542 00:32:25,348 --> 00:32:29,102 - She's got her cell. You could call her. - I am not doing this over the phone. 543 00:32:29,352 --> 00:32:31,104 You don't have any other choice. 544 00:32:31,354 --> 00:32:32,438 [ screams ] 545 00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:33,773 [ car horn honks ] 546 00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:36,150 [ cell phone ringing ] 547 00:32:38,444 --> 00:32:40,363 - Hello? - Rachel. Oh, good! 548 00:32:40,571 --> 00:32:42,657 Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane? 549 00:32:42,724 --> 00:32:43,724 - Yeah. - For what it's worth, 550 00:32:43,756 --> 00:32:44,756 we would've caught her 551 00:32:44,784 --> 00:32:47,328 - if we were at the right airport. - Yay. 552 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:50,873 Um, Rach, hang on. 553 00:32:51,082 --> 00:32:53,292 [ mouths ]: No. No. No. 554 00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:55,211 Phoebe, is everything okay? 555 00:32:56,337 --> 00:32:57,463 Um... 556 00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:02,343 actually, no. No, you have to get off the plane. 557 00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:04,470 - What? Why? - I have this feeling that 558 00:33:04,637 --> 00:33:10,309 something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left, phalange. 559 00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:15,189 Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane. 560 00:33:15,356 --> 00:33:17,922 All right, look, I have to go. I love you, 561 00:33:17,947 --> 00:33:20,677 and I will call you the minute I get to Paris. 562 00:33:21,654 --> 00:33:23,156 Um, ahem... 563 00:33:23,322 --> 00:33:26,367 - what was that? - Oh, that was just my crazy friend. 564 00:33:26,534 --> 00:33:30,079 She told me I should get off the plane because she had a "feeling" that there 565 00:33:30,246 --> 00:33:33,916 was something wrong with the left phalange. 566 00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:38,337 - Okay. Uh, that doesn't sound good. - Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. 567 00:33:38,404 --> 00:33:39,902 She's always coming up with stuff like this. 568 00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:41,423 And you know what, she's almost never right. 569 00:33:41,466 --> 00:33:44,135 - But she is sometimes? - Well... 570 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,598 - What are you doing? - Well, I can't take this plane now. 571 00:33:48,764 --> 00:33:52,101 - Excuse me, sir? Where are you going? - I have to get off this plane, okay? 572 00:33:52,268 --> 00:33:56,439 Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange. 573 00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,487 Could I get some peanuts? 574 00:34:04,197 --> 00:34:07,049 - What's wrong with the plane? - There's nothing wrong with the plane. 575 00:34:07,158 --> 00:34:10,036 - The left phalange. - There's no "phalange." 576 00:34:10,244 --> 00:34:12,955 Oh, my God. This plane doesn't even have a phalange. 577 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:16,784 - Well, then I'm not flying on it. - Ma'am, please sit down. 578 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:17,898 What's going on? 579 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:21,238 We're all getting off. There is no phalange! 580 00:34:24,759 --> 00:34:27,303 This is ridiculous. I... 581 00:34:29,555 --> 00:34:32,058 Yeah, okay. 582 00:34:34,982 --> 00:34:36,982 [ chirping ] 583 00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:43,110 [ sighing ]: All right. My job here is done. 584 00:34:43,736 --> 00:34:46,656 That was...impressive. 585 00:34:46,822 --> 00:34:50,451 Y-Yeah. You didn't even use the tools for most of it. 586 00:34:51,452 --> 00:34:53,246 Eh, they were just slowing me down. 587 00:34:53,621 --> 00:34:58,459 All right, I got to get back to the babies. See you girls later. 588 00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:05,216 - Sorry about the table, man. - Yeah. 589 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,552 You going to buy a new one? 590 00:35:08,594 --> 00:35:11,138 Probably not. No. 591 00:35:11,305 --> 00:35:14,433 I don't know how much I'm going to want to play after you go. 592 00:35:17,603 --> 00:35:19,943 Well, at least we got these little guys out. 593 00:35:19,968 --> 00:35:20,980 Yeah. 594 00:35:21,023 --> 00:35:23,526 Aw! We were worried about you. 595 00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:27,488 Hmm. 596 00:35:27,989 --> 00:35:32,326 I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh? 597 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,296 Oh, I'm going to miss these little guys. 598 00:35:43,462 --> 00:35:45,298 It was nice having birds around again. 599 00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:50,886 Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you. 600 00:35:50,904 --> 00:35:51,971 What? 601 00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:53,997 Yeah. I mean, we've got a lot going on right now. 602 00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:57,310 And plus, here, they'd have their own room. 603 00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:00,855 I could get a goose! 604 00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:06,110 You know, I think you're set with the poultry. 605 00:36:08,321 --> 00:36:10,531 Thanks, man. You hear that, you guys? 606 00:36:10,698 --> 00:36:14,744 You're going to get to stay here. And...and it's good, 607 00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:17,330 you know? 'Cause, uh... 608 00:36:17,997 --> 00:36:20,666 'cause now you have a reason to come visit. 609 00:36:23,502 --> 00:36:26,714 I think there may be another reason. 610 00:36:34,555 --> 00:36:36,349 So, uh... 611 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:42,897 awkward hug or lame, cool-guy handshake? 612 00:36:44,523 --> 00:36:47,159 [ clears throat ]: Yeah, well, you know, lame, cool-guy handshake. 613 00:36:48,694 --> 00:36:51,030 [ both babbles ]: Doo-doo-doo-doo! 614 00:37:05,711 --> 00:37:11,092 - Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine. - And you fixed the phalange? 615 00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:14,095 Yes, the phalange is fixed. 616 00:37:14,261 --> 00:37:18,432 As a matter of fact, we've put a whole lot of extra phalanges on board, just in case. 617 00:37:20,726 --> 00:37:23,604 [ woman (on PA) ]: Paging Mr. Anderson. Mr. Josh Anderson. 618 00:37:23,671 --> 00:37:25,623 - [ Ross ]: Where is she? - [ Phoebe ]: I don't see her. 619 00:37:25,690 --> 00:37:27,900 - Rachel! Rachel Green! - There she is! 620 00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:31,445 Rachel! Rachel! 621 00:37:31,537 --> 00:37:33,181 Whoa, whoa, excuse me, sir. Do you have a boarding pass? 622 00:37:33,206 --> 00:37:35,281 No, no, I just have to talk to someone that's getting on the plane. 623 00:37:35,324 --> 00:37:37,318 I'm sorry, sir. You cannot go any further without a boarding pass. 624 00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:40,788 No, no, no. But I...you don't understand... 625 00:37:40,813 --> 00:37:41,938 Rachel! 626 00:37:42,665 --> 00:37:46,043 What? Oh, my God. What are you... what are you guys doing here? 627 00:37:46,877 --> 00:37:48,921 Okay. You're on. 628 00:37:49,171 --> 00:37:52,425 What? What, Ross? Okay, you're scaring me. What's going on? 629 00:37:52,591 --> 00:37:55,469 - Okay. The thing is... - Yeah? 630 00:37:56,303 --> 00:37:58,514 - Don't go. - What? 631 00:37:58,681 --> 00:38:03,686 Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please don't go. 632 00:38:04,812 --> 00:38:07,022 - Oh, my God. - I know. I know. 633 00:38:07,189 --> 00:38:11,944 I shouldn't have waited till now to say it, but, um...that was stupid, okay? I'm sorry. 634 00:38:12,111 --> 00:38:14,989 But I'm telling you now. I love you. 635 00:38:16,115 --> 00:38:18,543 - Do not get on this plane. - Miss? 636 00:38:18,568 --> 00:38:21,352 - I... - Are you boarding the plane? 637 00:38:21,787 --> 00:38:23,456 Hey, hey. 638 00:38:23,914 --> 00:38:28,294 I know you love me. I know you do. 639 00:38:28,836 --> 00:38:30,504 - [ man ]: Miss? - I... 640 00:38:30,671 --> 00:38:33,340 I...I have to get on the plane. 641 00:38:33,507 --> 00:38:34,800 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 642 00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:37,636 - No, you don't. - I do. They're waiting for me, Ross. 643 00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:41,307 I can't do this right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 644 00:38:41,474 --> 00:38:43,392 Rachel? 645 00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:45,978 [ half-whispers ]: I'm so sorry. 646 00:39:00,951 --> 00:39:02,411 I really thought she'd stay. 647 00:39:02,661 --> 00:39:04,663 I know. 648 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,957 I'm sorry. 649 00:39:10,353 --> 00:39:11,725 Oh! 650 00:39:11,805 --> 00:39:13,805 [ sobs ] 651 00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:23,265 Well...that's it. 652 00:39:23,474 --> 00:39:24,892 Everything's packed. 653 00:39:26,685 --> 00:39:28,103 Wow. 654 00:39:28,854 --> 00:39:31,190 - This is weird. - [ Monica ]: I know. 655 00:39:31,357 --> 00:39:32,608 [ Joey ]: Yeah. 656 00:39:33,192 --> 00:39:36,195 Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat? 657 00:39:37,863 --> 00:39:39,865 I put three lasagnas in your freezer. 658 00:39:41,534 --> 00:39:43,869 I love you. 659 00:39:46,705 --> 00:39:49,375 - Hey. - Hey, so, did you guys make it in time? 660 00:39:49,542 --> 00:39:53,712 Yeah, yeah. He talked to her. But, um, she got on the plane, anyway. 661 00:39:56,048 --> 00:39:57,550 Where's Ross? 662 00:39:57,716 --> 00:39:59,927 He went home. He didn't want to see anybody. 663 00:39:59,951 --> 00:40:01,351 Oh. 664 00:40:15,901 --> 00:40:17,570 [ beeps ] 665 00:40:17,778 --> 00:40:21,782 [ Rachel (on recording) ]: Ross, hi. It's me. 666 00:40:22,032 --> 00:40:26,745 I just got back on the plane, and I just feel awful. 667 00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:31,417 That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. 668 00:40:32,585 --> 00:40:35,588 It's...it's just that I... wasn't expecting to see you, 669 00:40:35,754 --> 00:40:39,258 and then all of a sudden you're there and saying these things. 670 00:40:40,676 --> 00:40:43,679 And...now I'm just sitting here and thinking 671 00:40:43,846 --> 00:40:47,600 of all the stuff I should have said and I didn't. 672 00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:51,645 I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you, too. 673 00:40:52,563 --> 00:40:55,774 Because of course I do. I love you. 674 00:40:57,860 --> 00:40:59,778 I love you. 675 00:41:00,487 --> 00:41:02,448 I love you. 676 00:41:02,948 --> 00:41:07,286 What am I doing? I love you. 677 00:41:09,455 --> 00:41:12,458 [ sighs ]: I've got to see you. I've got to get off this plane. 678 00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:14,376 Oh, my God. 679 00:41:14,585 --> 00:41:17,630 - [ Rachel ]: Okay, ex-excuse me. - [ woman ]: Miss, please, sit down! 680 00:41:17,696 --> 00:41:19,501 [ Rachel ]: No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 681 00:41:19,526 --> 00:41:21,090 But I need to get off the plane, okay? 682 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:22,673 I need to just tell someone that I love them. 683 00:41:22,698 --> 00:41:24,302 [ woman ]: Miss, I can't let you off the plane. 684 00:41:24,345 --> 00:41:27,306 Let her off the plane! 685 00:41:27,373 --> 00:41:29,908 [ woman ]: I am afraid you are going to have to take your seat. 686 00:41:29,975 --> 00:41:32,394 [ Rachel ]: Oh, please. Miss, you don't understand. 687 00:41:32,561 --> 00:41:35,147 Try to understand! 688 00:41:35,214 --> 00:41:36,698 [ Rachel ]: Oh, come on, miss. Isn't there 689 00:41:36,723 --> 00:41:38,274 any way that you can just let me off the...? 690 00:41:38,317 --> 00:41:39,443 [ beeps ] 691 00:41:39,652 --> 00:41:41,528 No, no! 692 00:41:42,029 --> 00:41:46,742 Oh, my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane? 693 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,829 [ Rachel ]: I got off the plane. 694 00:42:00,839 --> 00:42:02,675 You got off the plane. 695 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,606 I do love you. 696 00:42:17,815 --> 00:42:20,359 Oh! I love you, too, and I am never letting you go again. 697 00:42:20,567 --> 00:42:23,862 Okay, 'cause this is where I want to be. Okay? No more messing around. 698 00:42:24,071 --> 00:42:25,669 I don't want to mess this up again. 699 00:42:25,694 --> 00:42:28,224 Me, neither. Okay? We are...we're done being stupid. 700 00:42:28,367 --> 00:42:31,036 Okay. It's you and me, all right? This is it. 701 00:42:31,203 --> 00:42:34,873 This is it. Unless we're on a break. 702 00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,343 Don't make jokes now. 703 00:43:07,448 --> 00:43:10,409 Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful. 704 00:43:10,617 --> 00:43:12,202 Thank you. 705 00:43:12,411 --> 00:43:15,789 Uh, if that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing. 706 00:43:24,423 --> 00:43:26,050 Wow. 707 00:43:27,676 --> 00:43:29,386 I know. 708 00:43:29,595 --> 00:43:32,264 - It seems smaller somehow. - Hmm. 709 00:43:33,724 --> 00:43:37,186 Has it always been purple? 710 00:43:39,730 --> 00:43:43,901 Look around, you guys. This was your first home. 711 00:43:45,152 --> 00:43:51,200 And it was a happy place... filled with love and laughter, 712 00:43:51,366 --> 00:43:56,163 but more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal. 713 00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:05,047 Hey, do you realize that, at one time or another, we all lived in this apartment? 714 00:44:05,631 --> 00:44:07,382 [ Rachel ]: Oh, yeah, that's true. 715 00:44:07,591 --> 00:44:09,968 - Uh, I haven't. - Wait a minute. 716 00:44:11,053 --> 00:44:14,306 What about that summer during college that you lived with Grandma 717 00:44:14,473 --> 00:44:17,267 and you tried to make it as a dancer? 718 00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:25,984 Do you realize we almost made it ten years without that coming up? 719 00:44:30,405 --> 00:44:33,325 Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys. 720 00:44:33,492 --> 00:44:35,744 Oh, okay. 721 00:45:07,753 --> 00:45:09,753 [ sighs ] 722 00:45:09,778 --> 00:45:13,157 - So, I guess this is it. - Yeah. 723 00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:16,118 I guess so. 724 00:45:18,245 --> 00:45:20,764 [ voice breaking ]: This is harder than I thought it would be. 725 00:45:20,831 --> 00:45:23,375 Oh, it's going to be okay. 726 00:45:23,399 --> 00:45:25,399 Okay. 727 00:45:26,003 --> 00:45:27,629 Come on. 728 00:45:32,341 --> 00:45:34,341 [ sniffling ] 729 00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:39,099 Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time? 730 00:45:41,768 --> 00:45:43,145 We got some time. 731 00:45:43,770 --> 00:45:47,733 - Okay, should we get some coffee? - Sure. 732 00:45:47,757 --> 00:45:48,816 Okay. 733 00:45:48,817 --> 00:45:50,402 Where? 734 00:45:58,063 --> 00:46:00,063 [ half-whispers ]: Oh, thanks, guys. 735 00:47:28,690 --> 00:47:32,692 {an8}Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com